It’s a bit of French humour to start, with a torchbearer turning up in the main stadium, only to realise the ceremony will be elsewhere.
Zinedine Zidane grabs the torch and runs through traffic.
There’s a half-jazzy, half caper-movie soundtrack as he upends tables getting through the streets.
Where is this going?
Next up is a trip on the Metro, but everything comes to a halt in a tunnel.
Some kids help put, and Zizou hands off the torch.
Now we’re getting a Goonies feel to this…
The chords of the Phantom of the Opera ring out as a masked mystery person in a boat lets the kids on board.
