In fairly recent sports news:
“Enterprise’s Josh McCray named Most Valuable Player of Cheez-It Citrus Bowl in Illinois win” and “Elba’s Emmanuel Henderson Named 2025 Navy All-American Bowl’s Player of the Year.”
Ricky Adams
“Enterprise boys third in state duals wrestling.”
“Braves Get Great Injury News on Strider, Acuna Jr.”
“College Football Hall of Fame class includes coaches Saban and Blakeney.”
“Sabathia, Suzuki and Wagner Elected to Baseball Hall of Fame by BBWAA.”
“MLB Approves New Rules, Announces Penalties for Non-Compliance.”
“Dallas named Brian Schottenheimer new head coach.”
People are also reading…
We’re about to need a qualified bugler soon.
Read these recent nouveau riche “sports” topics:
“NFL Stuns Falcons: Robinson and London Slapped with $40 Million (sic) in Fines.”
“Eagles fan banned, fired for vulgar, verbal assault of two Packers fans.”
“U.S. Justice Dept. questions landmark NCAA athlete pay settlement.”
“College Football Recruit Has Transfer Portal Aspirations Before Freshman Season.”
“Former Texas A&M Aggies CB Commits to Fourth Team in Four Years.”
“BYU accused of tampering.”
“Top Alabama Football Recruit Russell Signs First NIL Partnership.”
“Transgender players to be banned from women’s hockey.”
“NASCAR’s oldest rookie, 53, to make unlikely Cup Series debut.”
“Profar signs with Braves: Veteran outfielder lands three-year, $42 million contract.”
“John C. Malone buys $1.37 million in Atlanta Braves holdings stock.”
“ESPN pleased with 1st season of expanded College Football Playoff as it looks to the future.”
“College Football Playoff announces Las Vegas as site of 2027 National Championship Game.”
‘Trump named Australian professional basketball team owner as New Zealand, Samoa ambassador.”
“NFL: Deion Sanders and the Million-Dollar Alamo Bowl Insurance Causing Controversy.”
“Sanders and Freshman Phenom Juju Lewis Hit with Recruiting Violations — Could It Impact 2025 Season?”
“Red Sox predicted to land $260M 5-time Silver Slugger in blockbuster Cardinals trade.”
“$11.5M SEC School (Arkansas) Puts 63YO Coach’s Future in Jeopardy Over NIL Challenges, Faces Tough Questions.”
“Klatt emphatic Freeman will be Ohio State’s first call when Day moves on.”
“Plaintiffs in $30 million Hoover football lawsuit claim judge has family ties to team, school.”
“Notre Dame’s Locker Room Chaos After Championship Loss Sparks Controversy.”
“Arrest made in death of former Alabama cornerback.”
“Ranking 10 Worst College Football Fanbases of All Time: Ohio State, Alabama Featured Very High.”
“Basketball roundup: Hoover boys 25-0 after another win in Alaska.”
“Federal Ruling on Title IX Was Supposed to Provide Answers for College Sports. It Only Raised More Questions.”
“Bauer returning to Japan for 2025.”
“Djokovic took jab at injury ‘experts’ by posting picture of MRI of his left hamstring.”
“Orioles owner wishes MLB had salary cap ‘the way other sports do.’”
“Raiders predicted to land former $242 million quarterback in free agency.”
“Day & Freeman’s $22M Legacy Puts CFB in Dilemma Over Controversial Ruling
“NFL’s richest star, “Captain America,” worth $600m, doubles Brady.”
“Alabama coach (sorta) explains why he sat top scorer Sears vs. LSU.”
“Auburn freshman leaves bench after heated exchange with head coach.”
“SEC fined Vanderbilt $500,000 for allowing fans to storm court after victory over Kentucky.”
“Cronin rips college athletics after travel to Washington: ‘We’ve sold our soul to television.’”
They shoot horses with fewer ailments than the NCAA/MLB/other sports have in the current analytics/algorithms/analgesics/all-mine/Anacin era.
Thus, we need a bugler able to play the 24-note “Butterfield’s Lullaby,” aka “Taps,” when sports kill/bury themselves …
