Date Everything! is a visual novel that promises the opportunity to date any of 100 mundane objects in your own human home. And it’s really bringing home its secondary promise, that is, making each and every one of those 100 characters fully voiced. Case in point: Publisher Team17 revealed this Thursday that Critical Role’s Matt Mercer will voice Chance, an anthropomorphic D20.
Team17’s reveal video — seen above — introduces players to the nattily attired game piece, who, naturally, wants to introduce you to his favorite past time, Dungeons and Dr— I mean, Grottoes and Gargoyles.
Date Everything! is currently slated to launch in June. Other announced cast in the game includes (but is obviously not limited to) fellow Critical Role star Laura Bailey as a laundry hamper, Neil Newbon (Baldur’s Gate 3) as a clothes dryer, Fred Tatasciore (you name a cartoon, he’s been in it) as a refrigerator, and Troy Baker (you name a game, he’s been in it) as a treadmill.
