Monday! Monday! Monday! It’s the cursed day we love to hate. We here at Twitchy refuse to let Monday trap us in its evil claws!
Instead, we’re fighting back with as much humor as we can find from the good people of Twitter/X.
Strap in for the best memes, clips, and jokes we rounded up this past week!
— Lori – Breaker of Curfews (@lori_socal) September 23, 2024
LOL, nice!
Uno Reverse pic.twitter.com/Nta1AYosSm
— Giga Based Dad (@GigaBasedDad) September 22, 2024
You know what to do, parents with adult children!
Here’s something it never ever crossed my mind to be afraid of: pic.twitter.com/kw6hrXhQh7
— Daddy Warpig (@DaddyWarpig) September 24, 2024
Y’all have a twisted sense of humor. That’s why we love you!
Mistakes were made – or were they? 😭 pic.twitter.com/J6jCvfFx0y
— AlphaFo (@Alphafox78) September 22, 2024
Bwahaha!
— Jon Christenson, STS 🦬 ☕️ (@Melanchthon61) September 23, 2024
That’s just not right. 😂
get rekt nerd 😂 pic.twitter.com/L5ITBUoQ0K
— Rock (@TheCensoredRock) September 23, 2024
LOL! Find yourself someone who makes you laugh.
my fat ass prancing into the kitchen at 1:30 am for some cheese pic.twitter.com/Wwo2mSaLow
— ℒ (@FletchMatlock) September 23, 2024
LOLOLOL!
Walz is weird.
bro got crushed 😔😭 pic.twitter.com/3B3sPrE6gO
— no context memes (@weirddalle) September 23, 2024
Ouch. The Dark Side’s got jokes.
lmao pic.twitter.com/oxxReffHms
— Declaration of Memes (@LibertyCappy) September 24, 2024
HAHAHA!
Saving a raccoon from choking is peak White people things pic.twitter.com/hrFiLeCkq4
— Orwell’s Ghost (@Orwellsghost28) September 23, 2024
Bro was thumping that thing! 😂😂😂
— i like food (@messedupfoods) September 24, 2024
OH NOOOO!!! 💀💀💀
Father testing out the water slide he just built for his kids. #Dads #Fathers pic.twitter.com/iTjKuJZMdD
— Lloyd Legalist (@LloydLegalist) September 24, 2024
Looks fun, Dad … 😂
— Rothmus 🏴 (@Rothmus) September 24, 2024
Guys … we’re dying over here!
Rand cut this cartoon out of the paper for me a few weeks ago and I still can’t stop laughing at it! 😂 pic.twitter.com/uZX9iH0CKZ
— Kelley Paul (@KelleyAshbyPaul) September 25, 2024
Newspaper clipping dad joke. We love it!
I needed this
Kid is hilarious 💀💀💀 pic.twitter.com/26hymLnPtl
— ⩜⃝🏴 🏴☠️ 🇮🇪 (@OpossumWarfare) September 26, 2024
The kid got dark quick. 😂
😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/fikJHQMaWf
— Spill The Memes (@SpillTheMemes) September 25, 2024
Now there’s some practical life skills information directly from your friends at Twitchy Team!
(Language warning)
— videos in my folder (@videosinfolder) September 28, 2024
They finally got him! LOL.
— Declaration of Memes (@LibertyCappy) September 25, 2024
HAHA! ‘I done told you once, you son of a … gun … I’m the best there’s ever been.’
Man stops to rescue kitten, gets ambushed by platoon pic.twitter.com/STZ8flTx9x
— Posts Of Cats (@PostsOfCats) September 29, 2024
No good deed goes unpunished, friend. 😂
— Retro Toys and Cartoons (@toys_retro) September 25, 2024
If you know, you know. We’re pretty sure 11 minutes is being generous.
I would go bowling more often if this celebration was available pic.twitter.com/nvkoqGTBHU
— NO CONTEXT HUMANS (@HumansNoContext) September 28, 2024
Now we want to go bowling there!
— Lloyd Legalist (@LloydLegalist) September 27, 2024
LOLOLOL!
I haven’t been able to stop thinking about this for days pic.twitter.com/EhSOYgFyzt
— Red From Boulder Punch (@RedLReviews) September 28, 2024
LOL. That dude’s got 99 problems, and a burger is every one of them.
Repeat after me, “Retinal.”
One more time, “Retinal.” pic.twitter.com/9TEwH0YiuF
— Lloyd Legalist (@LloydLegalist) September 27, 2024
This one’s for everyone who thinks typos aren’t a big deal. 😂
Tim Walz everytime he goes out in public
pic.twitter.com/nXBL1nAlnW— Abigail Jackson 🇺🇸 (@abigailmarone) September 29, 2024
Bwahaha!
— Rothmus 🏴 (@Rothmus) September 27, 2024
‘Thou shalt forever be known as the stupidest person on Jeopardy, until the ends of the earth.’ — 1 Nintendo 3:27
At least you know you didn’t raise a quitter lol pic.twitter.com/aX2l5NNMNd
— internet hall of fame (@InternetH0F) September 29, 2024
LOL! This is awesome.
😂 FOR REAL 😩 pic.twitter.com/iCd924up8o
— Christian Memes and Puns (@ChristianPunsOG) September 29, 2024
It’s funny because it’s true.
By the time the neighborly greeting is over, the introvert will still be stressed out, even though he only shook hands with his dad. 😂
Sunday Dad Joke throwback pic.twitter.com/EMNnA3fFPr
— Templar⚔️ (@aTeXan575) September 29, 2024
We’ve seen these guys before, and they always crack us up!
— Lloyd Legalist (@LloydLegalist) September 29, 2024
HAHA!
Him running to get a cookie 💀 pic.twitter.com/zjyAhGPr2o
— internet hall of fame (@InternetH0F) September 29, 2024
Perfect! 😂
Choosing a new Hezbollah leader is a lot like choosing a new pope.
When one gets picked you’ll see a giant plume of smoke in the sky.
— The Mossad: Satirical and Awesome (@TheMossadIL) September 28, 2024
Bwahaha!
I want to see more of this pic.twitter.com/dYLB9Hh2I6
— NO CONTEXT HUMANS (@HumansNoContext) September 28, 2024
We might go running if someone would follow us around like this.
— Chisom★✨ (@Chillsomm) September 28, 2024
And we’re officially dead. 😂😂😂
Speaking of being dead …
Holy moly 🤣😂🤣😂
Because I’m dead I’m dead 👏🏻🔊🎶 pic.twitter.com/wOQEGqfl6l— Sarit 🇮🇱 (@Sarit2024) September 28, 2024
You have to admit, that’s pretty catchy!
— Dr. MoonLight 🌛 (@NiaziKmal) September 30, 2024
HA! Truth.
🥰🥰😄😂😄😂😄😂 pic.twitter.com/3UdRWOWu6C
— Original Spike1962 (@Spike19621) September 29, 2024
What are those people doing with those horses?!
— Novelty Gift Clone 🌱 (@noveltygift_) September 29, 2024
LOL.
scared her into a back bend i’m crying😭 pic.twitter.com/L7utunIrUr
— 🫧💚 (@beyoncegarden) September 29, 2024
She went down! 😂
— Reynolds Global (@Reynolds_Global) September 29, 2024
We’ve all been there. LOL.
LMFAOOOOOOOO just terrorizing them kids for fun pic.twitter.com/m1PZcqkfWg
— Ichigo Niggasake (@SomaKazima) September 29, 2024
Those poor kids!
We’re sort of Team Devil Bird on this one. Not gonna lie.
For our classic comedy piece of the week, we’re going to throw you all a curveball. This one is only a few days old, but it will give you a small glimpse of when SNL used to be funny. Dems canceled their election and threw out Joe Biden, so SNL has given the green light to make fun of him. The ‘classic’ part of this one is that they brought back Dana Carvey to impersonate Biden … and he’s awesome! For those who weren’t born yet, Dana Carvey was a regular on SNL back when they didn’t do commercials for the DNC and actually made you laugh. Carvey’s still got it!
Oh my God😳, SNL ACTUALLY HAD A FUNNY SKIT AFTER 30 YEARS🫨! I have never posted this early….LET ALONE ON A SUNDAY😲, but I had no choice👊. Sometimes the posts write themselves😉 pic.twitter.com/xOk7hRAP6e
— Bobby D🎙 (@robertdunlap947) September 29, 2024
So good! Well done, Mr. Carvey!
why did bro just stand there taking the roasts😭😭 pic.twitter.com/CDRXmYJQNL
— kira 👾 (@kirawontmiss) September 29, 2024
‘At this point I just want you to get the steps in.’
LOLOLOL!
Hopefully, you have a better Monday than this portly porch pirate. No matter what, however, we’ll be here to laugh with you again next Monday.
Until we meme again …